According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
look at how cute and cuddly tom looks and how badass dan looks i just noPE
When I was small, I had a desk. It was weird because I wrote on it, “when I grow up, I want to be a singer.” I like, scribed it in, and it’s still on the desk!
He feels you Simba.
I’ll never tell, tell on myself but I hope she smells your perfume
me at a job interview
WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL OVERLORD IS
Captain Hook + his ridiculously flexible leather clad legs